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  • Smoked Peanut Butter & Jelly Ice Cream


    Have you ever had an idea that you thought could be good, then when you finally manifested it, it turned out to be shockingly better than you ever thought? Have you ever been so taken off guard by the deliciousness of something you prepared that all you can do is keep tasting it, wondering how you hadn’t found or heard of it before, as if it should’ve been something you knew you loved all along? When was the last time you cleaned your ice cream equipment with your face instead of your dishwasher (but please, never your freezer bowl!)?

    As you ponder these questions, we suggest that you prepare your ice cream maker and go out and get yourself some liquid smoke, because this recipe is too easy and too delicious to sit on your screen and be stared at. This bold, savory, satisfying ice cream demands to be made, to be devoured.

    The inspiration for this came from a simple fact: smoke bonds to fat. While that usually is expressed through savory fats, there’s almost always that little wiggle room for a crossover, and that wiggle room is where we live; it’s our neighborhood. Peanuts are roasted anyway, so the rationalization of enhancing the smoke flavor didn’t seem too far-fetched. But then showcasing that in ice cream? Well, we’re just crazy enough to try a stunt like that, and boy, did it pay off.

    Play in your kitchen. Trust your instincts. You won’t win every time, but when you do—oh, when you do—you get something like this.


    Smoked Peanut Butter & Jelly Ice Cream:

    • 1 cup salted natural creamy peanut butter (look for one that tastes less sweet, like Trader Joe’s)
    • 2 cups heavy cream
    • 1 cup milk
    • ½ cup sugar
    • ½ tsp salt
    • ⅛ teaspoon of liquid smoke
    • ½ cup jam
      • Note: the type of the jam is up to you on this one; just imagine what kind of flavor you’d love to have on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and that’s probably the flavor you should go with. We used a homemade raspberry jam and it was a religious experience, so…

    In a bowl large enough to hold all the ingredients except the jam, add the peanut butter, sugar, and salt, then whisk together until completely incorporated. Add the milk and whisk together until the sugar has completely dissolved; you shouldn’t hear any scratching noises coming from the bottom of the bowl. Proceed to add the cream and the liquid smoke, then mix together until just incorporated. You don’t want to mix the cream anymore than you need to.

    Pour the mixture into your ice cream churner that has been prepared according to your models instructions and churn. If you’re using a frozen bowl, like ours, you’ll want to churn it for around 25 minutes, checking frequently after the 22 minute mark to make sure that it’s not over-churning. (Beware over-churning because you don’t want to make frozen butter!)


    When the ice cream resembles thick soft serve, turn off the ice cream maker and dump it into a large container for freezing. Ladle in spoon-fulls of the homemade ice cream into the container while ribboning your jam of choice over the top of it in layers. Be sure to do this process as quickly as you can so that your just churned ice cream doesn’t melt. Spread the jam out in a fashion that it would create a balance scoop as consistently as possible; not too much and not too little anywhere, and be sure to put a little bit of jam on top to make a good first scoop when it’s finally ready! After it’s all in the container, cover the ice cream in a layer of plastic wrap, followed by the lid, then pop it in the freezer for at least 4 hours, although overnight seems to work best when we make ice cream.

    Yields about 1.5 quarts.


  • Smashed Raspberry Grilled Cheese


    Our challenge of savory seasonal eating continues!

    Raspberry season is upon us, and we quickly discovered through our research process that there’s not a whole lot of savory raspberry recipes out there, which we found simultaneously disappointing and alluring. We found plenty of jams, jellies, cookies, pavlovas (Christ, so many pavlovas) and cakes, but no one seemed interested in figuring out how raspberries could make their way out of the realm of dessert.

    But if there’s a way to make something savory, we will find it. As usual, the key was cheese.

    Grilled cheese sandwiches are essentially a step below pizza ingredient-wise, so they’re near the top of the favorite food list for us. Few things can compare to crisp and thickly sliced rustic bread (Nate makes the best) with melted cheese. However, there is one thing that these sandwiches usually lack to create what is more commonly accepted as a “complete taste” on its own, and that’s acid. That’s why you see grilled cheese and tomato soup paired together all over the place.

    So we thought…why not switch up the acid?


    Berries and cheese go way back, so we weren’t too scared about them intermingling. Our acidic subject? Fresh raspberries. Our cheese? We eventually decided to go with a blend of chèvre for flavor and Jarlsberg for texture. So we smashed some raspberries we got from Sauvie Island Farms after a lovely day of berry picking onto some of Nate’s homemade 50% whole wheat sourdough bread and got cooking.

    The results? Crunchy, fluffy, creamy, gooey, and tart. It was everything we hoped it would be and more. If you have any fruit laying around, especially incredibly fresh fruit, we wholeheartedly recommend you put your thinking cap on and find a cheese that’ll pair well with it, then immediately stuff it in a grilled cheese sandwich. You will not be disappointed. Sometimes it really is the simplest things that taste the best.

    Smashed Raspberry Grilled Cheese Sandwich:

    Makes 1.

    • 2 thick slices of good rustic bread (whole wheat sourdough was magical with this, but if you wanna try something else, it’ll still turn out awesome)
    • About 1 tablespoon of butter, room temperature
    • 8–10 ripe raspberries (enough to cover the surface of one piece of bread)
    • 2 ounces of Jarlsberg cheese, grated
    • 1 ounce chèvre, room temperature
    • A dash of freshly ground black pepper

    In a small bowl, mix the grated Jarlsberg and chèvre together along with the fresh black pepper. Set aside.

    Butter both pieces of bread on one side using ½ a tablespoon of butter each. On the unbuttered side of one of your pieces of bread, lay out your raspberries and smash them with a fork, moving the juices around until the entire surface of the bread is covered. Spoon the cheese mixture on top of the smashed raspberries and spread it until the cheese covers the surface of the bread. Put the other piece of bread on top, buttered side up.

    Preheat a non-stick pan on medium heat and put the sandwich in the pan. Allow each side to cook for roughly four minutes, adjusting heat as needed to cook the sandwich through, or until each side of the bread is golden brown and the cheese is melted. To help the melting process along, you can put a lid on the pan, keeping the heat trapped in, though you should limit this because you will lose that deep crispness with too much steam.

    Allow sandwich to cool, then go to town.


  • Fresh Strawberry Ice Cream


    Oregon’s berry bounty is impressive, especially in the summer. Wave after wave of variety comes into its own and it can seem overwhelming when the time comes to choose which one to work with, but after much deliberation, Nate and I think that we’ve finally decided on what our favorite is.

    Is it the plentiful, tart, and quintessential Pacific Northwestern blackberry?

    No.

    Is it the delicate, elegant, and high-brow dessert-loving raspberry?

    No.

    Is it the versatile, delicious, and nutritious blueberry?

    No. No it is not.


    For us, the most sublime berry is the one that welcomes us into the warmer months in Oregon. Hitting their peak in early summer, their season comes and goes quickly. It’s important to get them while you can because, as summer develops, they just aren’t the same anymore, then they disappear altogether, waiting for late spring once again. We are, of course, talking about what might be the most popular berry in America: the strawberry.

    One might think to oversimplify this common ingredient; after all a strawberry is a strawberry is a strawberry, right?

    Noooooope.

    There are so so many species of these little beauties, and they all taste a little different from one another. However, there are two that rise above the rest for us: Hoods and Seascapes. I’d be impressed if anyone went wrong with either one of them if you get them at the right time, and the time is now, but as this recipe suggests, like so so many things in this world, we believe that they should be drowned in cream and churned.

    P.S. This fresh fruit ice cream proportion works magic with these strawberries, but don’t let that stop you from getting creative. If you apply the same amount of any fresh fruit into this recipe, it will work. Let this be a way for you to experience all the best fruit this summer. I mean, that’s what we will be doing…

    Fresh Strawberry Ice Cream:

    • About 1½ cups (335 grams) fresh, ripe strawberries, tops removed (Hoods or Seascapes if you can get them)
    • A pint (472 grams) heavy whipping cream
    • 1¼ cups (263 grams) whole milk
    • ¾ cup plus 1 tsp (161 grams) sugar
    • Scant ¼ cup (67 grams) light corn syrup
    • A dash xanthan gum

    Blend strawberries in a food processor or using an immersion blender, then transfer into a large bowl big enough to hold all ingredients. Whisk in the cream, milk, sugar, corn syrup, and xanthan gum.

    Ready your ice cream maker (if you have a freezer bowl type make sure the bowl is completely frozen! This usually takes at least 24 hours.), and begin churning immediately. Churn for 25–30 minutes, or until the mixture resembles thick soft serve ice cream. Transfer ice cream to an airtight container, but before putting on the lid, cover it with a layer of plastic wrap, allowing it to stick to the entire surface of the ice cream. Seal the container and place in the back of the freezer for at least 4 hours prior to serving. For best consistency, freeze overnight.

    Temper about five minutes before devouring.


  • Cookies & Cream Grows Up


    This monstrosity was borne out of wondering what to make for National Ice Cream Day. There were two schools of thought at first. I was thoroughly excited about making our very first chocolate ice cream, while Nate had his eye on experimenting with a cookies ’n’ cream. The time came to when we were wandering the aisles of a grocery store near our house and we knew we had to make up our minds soon. At the last moment, Nate had the utterly genius idea of…simply not choosing.

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    ‘¿Por qué no los dos?’ he said to me.

    “¿Por qué no los dos?” he said to me.

    He’s a madman, I thought.

    We bought good chocolate, Oreos, and heavy cream and went home.

    What transpired was a combination of a rich chocolate ice cream that resembled chocolate mousse—spiked with a little bourbon because we found it raiding the pantry and also why wouldn’t you do that? Then, in it’s last moments of churning, we crammed it full of crumbled Oreos.

    There’s no possible way we can prepare you for how delicious this is. I almost got angry the first time I tasted it because it was so delicious. Angry. Lesson learned from making this ice cream: when you’re deliberating between two things, sometimes the best possible outcome for the choice is, in fact, choosing both. And I have to say, this is the best tasting compromise I’ve ever come across in my life.

    ¿Por qué no los dos?

    Boozy Dark Chocolate Cookies & Cream Ice Cream

    • 1 pint heavy cream
    • 1 cup whole milk
    • ½ cup sugar
    • ¼ tsp. good sea salt
    • 8 oz. good dark chocolate, 60% cacao or higher (we recommend Valrhona or Woodblock)
    • Scant ⅛ tsp. xanthan gum
    • 1½ tbsp. bourbon or rye whiskey
    • 10 Oreo cookies, crumbled (plus more to snack on, because porqué no?)

    In a heavy bottomed 2-quart pan, heat cream, milk, sugar, and salt until simmers and the sugar and salt completely dissolve. Place chocolate into the bowl of a large food processor. Pulse until broken into small chunks, the smaller the better. Add 1 cup of the hot cream-milk mixture while the food processor is running. Blend until chocolate is melted, making a rich ganache.

    In a medium bowl, pour the rest of the cream-milk mixture. Add the ganache to the cream and whisk until fully incorporated. Add the whiskey. Add the xanthan gum, and stir until dissolved. Chill mixture for at least 2 hours before churning.

    In your ice cream machine, churn the mixture for 25–30 minutes or until it thickens enough to stick to the churn or a spoon. Right before you stop churning, slowly add the cookies and churn for about a minute. Quickly transfer to a freezer-safe container. Cover with plastic wrap and the lid, and freeze until desired hardness is achieved. We recommend overnight, but this depends on how cold your freezer is.

    Yields about 1.5 quarts.

  • Peanut Butter and Jelly French Toast


    As we play our way through Dragon Age Inquisition for the first time, I have to say that it puts us in a rather aggressive mindset. We feel the urge to go forth and conquer things and conform them to our ideologies for the sake of the “greater good.” We have applied such schools of thought to our cooking recently, and one of the things that we have “conquered” as of late has been something notorious for its (way too) sweet reputation: French toast. Usually covered in butter corn syrup (sweet), dusted in powdered sugar (sweeter), and often soaked in eggs saturated in sugar and cinnamon (just eat a Pillsbury cinnamon roll, for goodness sake), French toast hasn’t been something that we seek out. But one day, Nate made some incredible homemade bread and we had to use it up. We made a few tasty favorites with it, but still had some left. So, we decided to go outside our comfort zone and venture into enemy territory (sorry, sweet tooths [teeth?])…

    We decided to make French toast.

    After some research we decided to base our recipe on something we found in the vast archives of the Martha Stewart empire, but suppress most of the sugary influences (of course). That left us with the conundrum of toppings. We had maple syrup and powdered sugar on hand (we swear we don’t know how it got there), but we just couldn’t bring ourselves to use them. We knew we would be disappointed. In search of a solution, we got creative. We always have an overstock of peanut butter in the pantry, and having just returned from Sauvie Island, we had plenty of strawberry jam to use. And then we had a thought: What if we took a classic and made it better?

    What you see before you is how we will eat French toast for the rest of our lives. Salty peanut butter and seasonal jam on top of perfect french toast that is crisp on the outside, and almost like cake on the inside.

    • 2 eggs
    • ¼ cup half and half
    • ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
    • pinch salt
    • pinch ground cinnamon
    • 2 1-inch slices artisan bread (day old preferable)
    • Oil or butter for cooking
    • Peanut butter
    • Any seasonal jam/preserves/jelly/marmalade/etc.
    • Banana, sliced (optional)

    Whisk together egg, half and half, vanilla, salt, and cinnamon in a baking dish (big enough to hold all your bread). Soak bread in egg mixture for 10 minutes on each side. Heat a skillet and butter over medium low heat and cook each side of the bread for 2–3 minutes, until golden brown.


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    If making more than one batch, preheat oven to its lowest setting. Place a wire rack on a baking sheet in the oven. Remove from heat, and put in the oven until all your French toast is ready.

    Serve immediately with peanut butter, jam, or whatever you want on top.

    Serves 2.

  • Salty Peanut Butter Sundae


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    WARNING: Do not make this recipe. If you make ice cream and realize how ridiculously easy it is to make, you won’t stop. We certainly haven’t.
    That said, we love us some peanut butter. There was this time where we were eating only low-fat protein and veggies, and on a whim we ate a spoonful of natural peanut butter (salted, of course). The experience, when we hadn’t had a lot of fat for a while, was religious. The complexity of this everyday staple has led us to experiment with different formulations of the legume paste in ice cream.


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    Eventually, we settled on a less-sweet version of the ice cream, preferring the sweetness to come from the add-ins. The added twist of extra salt gives it that extra savory oomph to sate our salty-tooth tastes. This version has Heath toffee chunks swirled in (we found these next to the chocolate chips), though we have experimented with chocolate bits and peanut butter cup pieces, both of which are delicious. And to make it all the more us, we covered it in a crispy dark chocolate shell that adds a distinct bitterness to this rich and creamy dessert.

    • 2 cups whipping cream (not heavy)
    • 1¼ cups milk
    • ½ cup granulated sugar
    • 1 heaping cup peanut butter
    • 2 tsp. good quality vanilla extract
    • 1 heaping teaspoon good sea salt
    • ½ cup Heath bits o’ brickle toffee pieces

    Dark chocolate shell

    • 2.5 oz. dark chocolate chips
    • ¼ cup coconut oil

    In a medium bowl, whisk together peanut butter and sugar until sugar is completely dissolved, about 1–2 minutes. Add cream and vanilla extract and stir until mixed. Add milk and salt, and continue stirring until it is completely incorporated.


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    Prepare your ice cream maker, turn it on, and pour the ice cream into the machine. Churn according to your machine’s directions (usually 20–25 minutes). About 15 minutes in, pour the toffee pieces in and continue churning until you achieve a thick, soft serve consistency. Scrape into a freezer-safe container and freeze for at least 4 hours, ideally overnight. Ice cream is better fresh, so consume within two weeks of making it, or it will become dense.


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    Yields 1.5 quarts

    When you are ready to serve, heat the chocolate chips and coconut oil in the microwave until thin and liquid. Let cool slightly. Pour slowly over the scooped ice cream, garnish with some big flake sea salt, and serve immediately. If the shell does not harden immediately, place the sundae in the freezer for about 30 seconds. Store any unused chocolate shell in the fridge.


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  • Salted Dark Chocolate Mousse


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    We don’t spring for sweet things often. Like, ever. But when we do, it usually involves chocolate or peanut butter. We are excited to introduce our first dessert, which involves a healthy amount of delicious chocolate and super sexy sea salt.
    Mousse is a basic dessert that’s easy to make at home (with or without an electric mixer), and we think it’s fair to say that it’s only as good as the ingredients you put in it. The thing we really like about our recipe is that we don’t add any sugar to it. There’s nothing for you to focus on while eating it other than the luscious texture and the wonderful chocolate you put in it. We would recommend using dark and complex chocolate for this, especially if it has some fruity notes in it. In this case we used some of the best chocolate we have ever come across roasted right here in Portland, Oregon, from chocolate maker, Woodblock Chocolate. We highly recommend that if you use Woodblock for this recipe, use the single origin Peruvian chocolate. It’s exquisite. The sea salt we use is also local (we hoard the stuff) from a wonderful company called Jacobsen.


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    • 1¼ cup heavy whipping cream
    • 3 egg whites
    • 8 oz. good dark chocolate, reduced to small chunks
    • ½ cup milk
    • 1 heaping tsp. good sea salt

    In a small bowl, place the chocolate, milk, and salt and microwave in short bursts until the chocolate is melted (usually two sets of 30 seconds). Mix together until well incorporated. Set aside.


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    Place the whipping cream into a chilled bowl and whip until there is enough air to create floppy peaks with the cream. Set aside in a large bowl big enough to hold all ingredients. In another bowl (or the same bowl you used to whip the cream in after being cleaned and dried), whip the egg whites until they become very white and and have stiff peaks. Set aside.

    Slowly and gently fold in the melted chocolate mixture into the whipped cream, turning the cream and chocolate onto itself instead of mixing. The goal is to maintain the air you whipped into it. Once the chocolate is evenly mixed in, add the egg whites to the cream and chocolate and continue to fold gently until all three ingredients are completely incorporated.

    Divide the mousse evenly among four small dishes. Chill in the fridge for at least 4 hours.

    Serves 4


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  • Lemon Basil Lasagna


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    Sometimes, we like to go all out on a meal. Lasagna is one of those meals. We know we’ve been posting some quick recipes that you can make on a typical weeknight, but this one—this one is for the weekend.
    Lasagna is a production, especially if you’re making (almost) everything from scratch. For this we used Nate’s pinot noir marinara, but instead of using oil to caramelize the onions, we opted for rendered fat from ground pork. What really makes this shine, though, is Jon’s lemon-infused ricotta mixture. It accents the tart umami of the marinara perfectly, giving the lasagna a duality: rich and floral.

    Lemon Basil Lasagna

    • 1 batch everyday pasta, rolled to 5 or 6 thickness or 1 12-oz. package of no-boil lasagna noodles.
    • 2½ c. shredded mozzarella
    • ¼ c. parmesan reggiano or pecorino romano, grated

    Sauce

    Ricotta mixture

    • 1 15-oz. container whole fat ricotta cheese
    • ½ c. grated parmesan reggiano or pecorino romano, grated
    • 1 lemon, juice and zest
    • ½ oz. basil leaves, chiffonade
    • 1 egg
    • salt & fresh ground pepper to taste

    For the sauce, follow the directions here, browning the pork sausage in the same pot for the marinara over medium high heat. Remove the meat from the pan using a strainer, leaving the rendered fat and add diced onions to the hot pan. Add a small amount of oil if needed. Add the rest of the ingredients and reduce sauce for up to 1½ hours, stirring constantly.

    While the sauce is reducing, make the pasta dough.

    Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C).

    Mix the ricotta, parmesan, basil leaves, lemon juice and zest, and egg in a medium bowl.

    Roll out pasta into lasagna noodles and coat with a light dusting of flour to keep from sticking. Take a 13″ by 9″ baking dish and coat the bottom with just enough marinara, about 1 cup. Place a layer of noodles in the pan.

    Dollop in about a third of the ricotta mixture and spread evenly over the noodles. Add about ¾ cup marinara and spread evenly. Sprinkle ¾ cup mozzarella on top and place another layer of noodles on top of the layer. Congrats! This is your first layer!

    Repeat this twice.

    For the top, spread enough marinara to cover the noodles thinly. Sprinkle remaining mozzarella and parmesan over the top. Cover with foil. Bake covered for 40 minutes. Remove foil carefully (use an oven mitt!) and bake for another 15–20 minutes, until cheese is browned and the lasagna is boiling.


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    Remove from oven and let rest for 10–15 minutes before serving.

    Serves 8.


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  • Chicken Marsala with Fettuccine


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    Relatively quick and easy. Complex, rich, savory, and sweet. It’s hard to keep track of how many times we have made this recipe. It’s our standard cream sauce pasta dish, giving the boot to the run-of-the-mill fettuccine alfredo. You won’t find anything out of the ordinary with this recipe. It’s just really really good. Oh, and we added rosemary to the sauce, because who are we kidding. It’s us.
    We fucking love rosemary.

    Chicken Marsala with Fettuccine

    • 1 batch sexy pasta (½ batch everyday pasta) or 6 oz. dried fettuccine
    • ½ lb. chicken breasts (1–2 breasts)
    • 1 small shallot, minced
    • 1 8-inch sprig rosemary, leaves only, minced
    • ½ pound cremini mushrooms (roughly 6 large), sliced ¼-inch thick
    • 1 clove garlic, minced
    • ½ cup marsala wine
    • ¾ cup whipping cream
    • salt and pepper to taste
    • parmesan cheese, for garnish
    • Italian parsley, for garnish
    • red pepper flakes, for garnish
    • rosemary flowers, seasonal, for garnish


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    Roll out pasta using a pasta machine to thickness setting of 5. Cut in half as the dough gets too long to handle. Run through the fettuccine attachment and toss the noodles with flour to keep it from congealing. If you don’t have a pasta machine, follow the noodle making instructions from this recipe. Set aside, but toss frequently until ready to boil to ensure the noodles don’t stick together.


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    Carefully slice chicken breasts in half, and season the surface with salt and pepper. Coat a 12” skillet with oil and bring to medium-high heat. Pan sear chicken until it has a deep golden crust and is cooked through (160°F/71°C). Set aside.

    Bring a pot of water to boiling.

    In the same skillet as you used to cook the chicken, add a little more oil. Cook the mushrooms until softened and golden brown. (This part requires some patience. Allow mushrooms to cook without stirring until you are ready to flip them.) When mushrooms are cooked, add shallots and cook briefly until translucent. Add marsala wine to deglaze and lower the heat to medium low. Add rosemary and reduce wine until it has mostly evaporated.

    While wine is reducing, cook noodles 1½–2 minutes, or until the begin to float and the water starts foaming. Drain and set aside. Do not do this ahead of time or you will end up with an unappetizing glob of cooked noodles that not even Lumpy Space Princess would enjoy.

    Add cream and garlic and cook, stirring, for 1–2 minutes, until the sauce starts to thicken. Add cooked noodles and toss with the sauce. The gluten from the noodles will thicken the sauce. Serve immediately with chicken and garnish with parmesan, parsley, red pepper flakes, and rosemary flowers (if in season).


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    Serves 2.

  • Pasta alla Carbonara

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    You don’t need expensive equipment to make pasta. All you need is a rolling pin and a sharp knife, and you’re good to go.

    Pasta alla carbonara is one of the easiest in the pasta canon, complete with echoes of the all-American breakfast: bacon and eggs. It is a great dish that finds a great compromise between rich flavors and inexpensive ingredients. It’s pasta tossed with whipped eggs, cheese, crisp bacon, and its rendered fat. When you combine the hot noodles and eggs, it cooks the eggs just enough to create a creamy sauce that bonds the bacon fat and melted cheese. Essentially what you’re making is a cheesy, bacon-flavored custard.

    Want richness without meat? Replace the bacon with a cup of sliced raw mushrooms and add a smidgeon of olive oil and it’ll produce the same texture with a woodsy depth.

    Pasta alla Carbonara:

    • 1 batch of sexy pasta dough, ½ batch everyday pasta dough, or 6 oz. dry pasta

    • ½ cup bacon (or pancetta if you prefer), minced

    • 2 large eggs

    • ⅓ cup parmesan cheese, shredded

    • 2 tbs. Italian parsley, chopped

    • ½ tsp. salt

    • Fresh ground pepper

    Roll out pasta dough on a floured surface until thin enough for your liking. Cover dough with a light dusting of flour, fold dough in half, and cut into strips. Don’t worry about making them the same size!

    In a big skillet, fry the bacon until crisp and the fat is rendered; then remove from heat. Keep everything in the skillet. Set aside.

    In a small bowl, beat the eggs lightly until the yolk is mixed with the whites. Then add the cheese, parsley, salt, and pepper. Mix thoroughly. Set aside.

    Boil noodles for 1½–2 minutes (this depends on how thick you make them), until the noodles start to float. The next step must be done as fast as you can, so make sure you have your eggs ready. Strain pasta quickly in a colander and put in the skillet with the bacon and rendered fat. Immediately pour the eggs into the skillet with the noodles and stir them gently, constantly until the heat from the noodles begins to cook the eggs. Serve immediately garnished with parmesan cheese, parsley, and red pepper flakes.

    Serves 2.